That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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