Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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