No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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