Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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