I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Who put my cat in the fridge?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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