I hope mine doesn't look like that
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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