Walk of Shame. In a state park.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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