Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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