Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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