sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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