This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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