I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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