i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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