Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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