ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
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