My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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