I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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