He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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