Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
How's work?
Spinning.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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