Sponge bath it is.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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