I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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