This dress was meant to end up on your floor
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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