I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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