I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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