Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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