quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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