i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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