Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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