Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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