Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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