there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
