When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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