i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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