im drinking this country out of the recession.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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