singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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