Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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