Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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