I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
So many bounce houses so little time
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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