Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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