i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You were trust falling into bushes
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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