I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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