It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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