SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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