Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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