Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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