I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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