So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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