chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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