Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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