I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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