So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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