He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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