Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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