Dual....:-)
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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