google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just high enough for therapy.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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