just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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